The importance of an "a": snurf and snarf

Snarf: "to sniff girls bicycle seats after they've ridden them on a hot day."

Snurf: "farting in the bathtup and biting the bubbles as they surface."

Oh note, Snurf was also an annoying character on the animated television show Thundercats.

Not the way

Not the way I do it!

Damn near killed him

A common joke:

After summer vacation the students sit in a crowded school room and tell stories of what they did over the long, hot months.

"Jimmy, what did you do?" the teacher asks.

"I went to the state fair and ate cotton candy and rode a horse and I watched the games and this guy did the pole vault and the pole went straight up his ass!" Jimmy bellows.

"Rectum, Jimmy, rectum!" the teacher barks, blushing.

"Wrecked'em hell! Damn near killed him!" Jimmy responds.

The Monkey

A common song:

Oh, the monkey tied his tail around the flag pole
And showed his asshole
To the sky

Oh, the puppy knotted his ding-dong 'round a bicycle
Now he's a cripple
Would I lie?

Oh, the elephant wrapped his trunk around a dead log
Out dropped a hedgehog
Now he'll die